18 March 2008

$48.6 *%@?! million dollars, baby!

I'm speechless. She's gonna get -- I mean, amass, a huge amount of money. Is she happy now? And more importantly, how much will Miss Mills give to charity? (We're watching you!) She's probably grinning from ear to ear at this very moment -- like a cunning, evil cat that just swallowed the canary. She is nothing short of disgusting.

Oh, and now she can buy herself a leg and hell, even an extra arm!

And so what if she has a gazillion dollars now, she'll still go down in history as the world's worst dressed gold digger who garbed herself in a rodeo/cowgirl-gone-totally-wrong outfit after being awarded by the court $48.6 Million which she will use to buy more rodeo-inspired outfits with matching vests. Aaaarrrrggghhh!



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