Oh to be (in)famous and detested for it! Tsk..tsk... Didn't want to blog about negative issues, but some people are just asking for it. When 2009 opened, everything was all roses for me. I've even decided that I should cut some slack on the idiots that roam this earth, but alas, like irritating mosquitoes that can be slapped dead in a heartbeat, some people with egos the size of elephants and d--ks the size of peanuts (I've heard from reliable sources) have come out of the woodwork to attempt to make my life hell.
Ho-hum. Boring. I've been subjected to a lot of bull---t these past few years and insulting words from a talentless wannabe who calls himself an artist don't faze me. Question, when a man attacks you with insulting words and idle gossip, is he a man or a FAG? I don't have anything against homosexuals, in fact, I love most of them. My bestfriend is gay for crying out loud! But how do you deal with a closet gay wannabe artist whom you hardly know but has made it his life's mission to destroy you? The thing is, I've never done anything wrong to this person (if you could call him that) and the one time I worked with him (I had no choice in the matter), I was in fact very amiable and pleasant (even if I've heard stories of his bad behavior -- one person even said that I should wear seatbelts if and when I'll have the misfortune of working with him -- hahaha). So why is he being a d--khead? Because he is!
Here I am trying to live quietly, doing my job the best that I could and I get flak from someone whom I've met only once (maybe twice) with very colorful stories about me. Hey you, if you have an issue with me, say it to my face. Don't blog and bitch about me behind my back you gutless non-artist!
10 Lessons learned from the senseless flak I'm getting now:
1. Don't let publishers who don't pay you get away with it without suing their asses.
2. Don't trust publishers with bad nose jobs who can't pay their office rent as well as their writers, stylists, and employees.
3. If it's not your fight, then honey, shut the f--- up.
4. Fight only those people you have issues with, otherwise, do number 3.
5. If you're talentless, accept it and move on.
6. If you're gay, come out, it's okay, believe me, everyone knows you're gay anyway.
7. Good work will always shine through and you can never bring a good gal down.
8. You don't have to explain if you know you didn't do anything wrong.
9. If you suck, then don't vent your "suckness" to other people who are trying to live decently.
10. Some things can't be settled by mere words. A fist fight is better. Heeya!
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